Free sms jokes / text messages in English, Urdu sms text messages

Funny SMS - Check this "one"

2011-03-24T20:30:00.001-07:00

Hey guys / gals checks this one :
............
........
.....
..
.... " 1 "
hahaahahahah

A cute proposal

2011-03-23T09:40:00.000-07:00

A cute proposal by a cute lover:
My name is " I ",
My problem is "LOVE"
My solution is "You"

Missing u SMS poetry

2009-12-03T18:33:00.000-08:00

Category:Missing You SMS
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Hum wo nahi jo Matlab se Yadd rakhte hain
Hum wo hain jo dil se pyar karte hain
App ka peghaam aye ya na aye
Par hum har pal intezaar karte hian

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Reasons to Smile
Missing You SMS

Poetry text message

2009-12-03T18:27:00.000-08:00

Category:Poetry SMS
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Maloon Agar hota k Tijhe achay lagte hain ansoo
.
.
.
Hum Ankh ke Parde main sahil ko bitha detey

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Funny Poetry SMS
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Memon Funny SMS

2009-12-03T18:21:00.000-08:00

Category:Funny SMS
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Aik memon dozakh mein tha
Kisi ne pocha memon to bohat Parheezgar hote hain ap yahan kaise
MEMON: Jannat main flat mila tha rest par utha diya! :)

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Memon text message

Funny Pathan sms message

Funny Text Message

2009-12-01T18:33:00.000-08:00

Category:Funny SMS
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Mere mobile main khud kush bomb dhamaka hogya hay
22 SMS moqay par halak hogaye
45 SMS shadeed zakhmi hoye
30 SMS lapata or
8 ne inbox main dam tor diya
APnay SMS k atiyaat isi number par jald behjen
Shukria!

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Funny Politics SMS
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Nice SMS

2009-11-30T05:57:00.000-08:00

Category:Nice SMS
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You're not fear of Dark you are scared of whats inside it!
You,re not fear of height you are scared of fallen
You are not afraid of people you're just feared of being rejected
You,re not afraid of love but you're afriad of being loved back

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Nice Decent sms message

Reasons to Smile

Good Morning SMS

2009-11-30T05:43:00.001-08:00

Category:Good Morning SMS
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Minzil ko panee ki ho tammana jin ko
Wo lg kabhi der tak soya nhi karte
Good Morning
Have a Nice Day

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Good Morning text message

Good Morning sms message

Good Morning SMS

2009-11-30T05:38:00.000-08:00

Category:Good Morning SMS
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Shenayian bajao.....
Khushiyaan manao.....
Jhoomo, Nacho, Gaoo
Jashn Manao
Q K
Hum Uth gaye hain! :)

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Golden Words SMS 5
Friendship text message

Funny Poetry SMS

2009-11-30T05:35:00.000-08:00

Category:Poetry SMS
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Teri pyari soorat pe Dil haron!
Teri Har Zurorat pe jaan waron!
Jab bhi sochon teri harkaton k bare main
Dil karta hay k teray kan k nice 2 chamat maroon :)

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Coca Cola Remix funny text message
Politics funny sms message

Funny SMS Collection

2009-11-30T05:33:00.000-08:00

Category:Funny SMS
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Teacher : Shadi k waqt Dulhay ko ghoray par kyuen bithaya jata hay
Student : Last warning de jate hai k Ab bhi waqt hay !
Bhaag Jaa!

Nice Poetry SMS

2009-11-27T19:34:00.000-08:00

Category:Poetry SMS
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Kafi waqt laga humen ap tak nay main
Kafi faryad ki KHUDA sey ap ko pane main
Yun hume bhool mat jana
Hum ne to umar bita de ap jesa dost banane main

Eid ul Azha SMS

2009-11-24T18:21:00.001-08:00

Category:Eid SMS
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Oye tum janwar...

Le aye Qurbani k liye

Sugar Problem in pakistan

2009-11-22T18:00:00.001-08:00

Category:Funny SMS
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Us ne mere Hath ke lakeeren dekhen
Or phir hans kar kaha
tere naseeb main sab kuch hay
sivaiy
...
....
.....
Cheeni kay!

New Funny SMS

2009-11-22T17:59:00.000-08:00

Category:Funny SMS
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Agar koi tumhey kahe k
"Oye Insan ka Bacha ban"
tou
...
.....
......
Aik bar koshish zurorr karna!

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KESC Loadshedding ka Waqt

2009-11-16T18:08:00.000-08:00

Category:Funny SMS
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Assalam-o-Alaikum!!!
Karachi aur uske Mazafaat main,
Light janay ka waqt hua jata hai.
Baqi log apny Maqami waqt k mutaabiq,
K.E.S.C. Walon ko Gaaliyan den.

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Sardar in Train

2009-11-16T18:06:00.000-08:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

Misunderstanding......

2009-11-14T20:17:00.000-08:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Aik Admi hotel gya us ne wahan Computer dekha
Us ne check kiya to wahan par Internet loga hua tha
Us ne socha k bivi ko mail kar don
us ne mail likhe or ghalat Address par bhej de
Dis Aurat k mail mili wo apnay Husband ko dafna kar arhe the
Jab us ne mail parhe to behoosh ho gye
Mail me likha tha
"MAIN YAHAN KHERIYAT SE POHANCH GYA HOON
YAHAN PAR INTERNET MOJOD HAY MAIN TUMHAY BHI
BULA LONGA"

Roti na pakana

2009-11-14T20:13:00.000-08:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Aik kanjoos admi 8th floor se neche gira
Jab wo girta hua apnay kitchen ki window k pas aya
to Apni bivi se bola
"Shabana! Meri Roti na Pakana"

Urdu SMS

2009-11-11T18:11:00.001-08:00

Category: Poetry SMS
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ye marna yeh qabar ye kafan to rasm-e-shariyat hay mohsin

mar to tab gaye the jab hasrat e ishq dil main jagee the

Best Friendship SMS

2009-11-10T18:19:00.001-08:00

Category: Friendship SMS
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I'm Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.

I'm Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I'm Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I'm Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I'm Always With U.

Nice Funny SMS

2009-11-10T18:16:00.000-08:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

.
.
Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!
.
. .
Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-) ...

Nice Mobile SMS

2009-11-10T18:14:00.000-08:00

Category: Golden Words SMS
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When u make a mistake u may be sad
and yelling a ur self
But Aftersome years...
u have a collection of such mistakes
Called "EXPERIENCE"

Reasons to SMile

2009-11-07T21:45:00.001-08:00

Category: Decent SMS
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There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can�t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

Love poetry SMS

2009-11-07T21:44:00.001-08:00

Category:Poetry SMS
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Hasrate reh jayegi apke bin adhuri,
zindagi na hogi apke bin poori.
Ab aur sahi jaye na ye doori,
Jeene k liye apka saath he bahut zaruri.

Ap ke Pass cheeni hay

2009-11-07T21:43:00.000-08:00

Category: Occasional SMS
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Ap se Aik zurorri bat kar ni hay!
Koi pas to ni hay?
Kisi ko na batana warna koi bhi masla hosakta hay
Ghor se suno
..
.
.
Ap ke Pass,,,
,,,,,
Cheeni hay?

Urdu Poetry SMS

2009-11-07T21:41:00.001-08:00

Category:Poetry SMS
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Koi pochta hay mujh se meri Zindagi ki Qeemat

Mujhe Yaad ajate hay teri wo ek Muskurahat

Nice Decent SMS 2

2009-11-07T21:40:00.001-08:00

Category: Decent SMS
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When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!

Nice Missing u SMS

2009-11-06T23:27:00.001-08:00

Category: Missing You SMS
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<.--,!""""""""""""!
/ - ,! Yaadein ! !
"-O-'"""'"""O'O"-"

Pura truck Yaadon se Full kar k Bhej Raha hoon ..

Phir kehna mat ki Yaad Nahi karta !!

Car And Sardar

2009-11-05T17:42:00.001-08:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Nice Decent SMS

2009-11-05T17:40:00.001-08:00

Category: Decent SMS
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The Sweetest Souls
Who LOVE,
CHERISH,
INSPIRE
&
PROTECT The Angel
In You
Are Your
GUARDIAN ANGEL ...
They Are Your
FRIENDS & FAMILY :)

Sardar in Aeroplane

2009-11-05T17:38:00.001-08:00

Category:Sardar Pathan SMS
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Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.

Pathan With Cigarette

2009-11-05T17:36:00.000-08:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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1 pathan aik sath 2 cigarette pee rha tha
1 Admi ne pocha bhai 2 kyuen pe rhe ho?
Pathan bola 1 mere or 1 mere dost k badle ke pe rha hoon
Dosray din Admi ne dkha pathan 1 cigarette pe rha hay
us ne pocha ab 1 kyuen pe rhe ho
Pathan bola "MAIN NE CIGARETTE PENA CHOR DE
YEH DOST KE BADLAy KI HAY "

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Poetry SMS English

2009-11-03T18:25:00.001-08:00

Category: Poetry SMS
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Broken is a star tonight
as tears rolled on to my cheeks
they whispered in my ears
let us take your pain away
broken is a little heart tonight

Missing You SMS

2009-11-03T18:23:00.001-08:00

Category: Missing You SMS
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The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind.

Urdu Poetry SMS | Nice Poetry SMS

2009-11-03T18:16:00.000-08:00

Category:Poetry SMS
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Hujoom Itna Ho
Tumhari Zindagi Main
Khushiyo'n Ka Mere
DOST !!!

Gham Guzarna Bhi
Chahey Tou Usey
Raastaa Na Miley ... !!

Bemari Or Dolat | Nice SMS

2009-11-03T18:14:00.000-08:00

Category:
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1 Din Bemari Ne Dolat Se Kaha
Tum Kitni Khush'Naseeb Ho,
Her Koi Tumhe Pane Ki Koshish Karta Hy,
0r
Mai Kitni Bad'Naseeb Hon,
Har Koi Mujh Se Dor Bhagta Hy,
Dolat Boli
Khush'Naseeb to Tum H0
Tumhe Pa Kar Log
Apne KHUDA K0 Yad Karte Hyn
0r
Bad'Naseeb T0 Mai Hon
Mujhe Pa Ker Aksar Log KHUDA K0 Bhol Jate Hy.

Confidence in Country

2009-11-02T18:25:00.001-08:00

Category:Golden Words SMS
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in.
-Will Rogers

Honesty And Oxygen

2009-11-02T18:23:00.001-08:00

Category:Politics SMS
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it become

New Addmission Pathan

2009-11-02T18:21:00.000-08:00

Category:
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Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai.

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Pathan ki Amii Gum hogaye

2009-11-02T18:18:00.000-08:00

Category:Sardar Pathan SMS
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1 Pathan ki shAdi nhi ho rhi thi

wo mannat maangne gya Wahan uski maa gum gyi

Pathan bola:

Ya Khudaya.!

Apni to mili nhi

Abba ki b gai.

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American,Chinese Pathan

2009-11-02T18:10:00.000-08:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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1 American 1 Chinese or 1 pathan jungle mein bathak gay,
unko 1 charag mila,
charag ragra tu jin nikla,
jin: apni 3 wishes btao,
American: mujy mery ghar pohncha do,

jin ne usy ghar poncha dia,

Chinese: mujy b ghar poncha do,

Jin ne usy b ghar pohncha dia,

jin pathan se ab tum apni wish btao,

pathan: mein bore ho rha hon un 2no ko wapis la do

Qaid e Millat

2009-11-02T18:06:00.001-08:00

Category: Politics SMS
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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Urdu Poetry SMS

2009-11-02T17:57:00.001-08:00

Category:Poetry SMS
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itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha,

sooraj ke sath doob gaya mera dil bhi aaj...

Remix Song

2009-11-01T19:22:00.001-08:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Remix version of TWIST
Lets have some paper shaper lets have some study now,
lets have some phy,che lets read the bio now…
Chalo chalo ji buk othalo,
chalo chalo ji perh k dkhao,chalo chalo ji sir ko khapa lo. lyf ki krlo bist..:-P:-D
n we twist…we twist…twist,twist,twist

Nice SMS a decent one

2009-11-01T19:20:00.001-08:00

Category:Golden Words SMS
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Best difference between PROMISES and MEMORIES…
PROMISE: we break them..
.
.
.
MEMORIES: they break us.

Coca Cola

2009-11-01T19:19:00.000-08:00

Category:Funny SMS
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Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa

K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P

Santa Banta Funny SMS

2009-11-01T19:17:00.001-08:00

Category: Satna Banta SMS
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Teacher: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

Friend i'll be there

2009-11-01T19:16:00.001-08:00

Category:Friendship SMS
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U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.

Halloween SMS

2009-11-01T19:15:00.000-08:00

Category: Occasional SMS
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Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!
~Elizabeth Akers Allen

Best Friendship SMS

2009-10-20T18:51:00.001-07:00

Category:FriendShip SMS
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Seconds for Introduction,
Minutes for discussion,
Hours for attraction,
Days for construction &
years for relation is
“Friendship”

Best Moments in Life

2009-10-20T18:48:00.001-07:00

Category:Decent SMS
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8 best moments in life
1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.
2>
Thinking your love with tears.
3>
Looking old photos & smiling.
4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends
5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.
7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.
8>
The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
Wish u all such gr8 moments!
Have a wonderful life!

Small Things

2009-10-20T18:47:00.000-07:00

Category:Funny SMS
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Piece of PHILOSOPHY :
Small things hurt a lot
Example :
u can sit on a mountain
but not on a pin..!

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SMS Quotes

I want to Share...

2009-10-20T18:43:00.001-07:00

Category:Funny SMS
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I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first.

IPL n ICLT20

2009-10-20T01:29:00.000-07:00

Category:Student SMS
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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
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ATM Jammed

2009-10-20T01:24:00.001-07:00

Category:Sardar Pathan SMS
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Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
.
.
.
Because
.
.
.
Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

Nice SMS

2009-10-19T00:42:00.001-07:00

Category:Fool SMS
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

You are My Life

2009-10-19T00:41:00.000-07:00

Category: Fool SMS
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I want U to know that U are very important to me
, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....

DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Wise SMS quotes 2

2009-10-17T18:36:00.000-07:00

Category:Golden Words SMS
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1)If u can imagine it you can create it, if you can dream it, you can become it
2)You see things and Say "Why?" But i dream things and say "Why Not!?"
3)The quieter u become the more u can hear

Wise SMS quotes

2009-10-17T18:33:00.000-07:00

Category:Golden Words SMS
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1)You haven't failed till you quit trying
2)What is popular is not always right, and what is right is not always popular
3)Wisdom begins with wonders

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Cartoon Network

2009-10-17T18:26:00.001-07:00

Category:Insult SMS
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Dunia mea bht se network hai
.
magar 1 network
aisa ha jo srf
AAP ke waja sa
chalta ha our wo ha.
.
.
CARTOON NETWORK;-)

Insult SMS New

2009-10-17T18:22:00.000-07:00

Category:Insult SMS
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Halki sardi ka zamana hai,
Mousam b suhana hai..
Ek d0 new sms to karo
kiya balance ko Burrhapay tak chalana hai.

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Insult SMS

2009-10-17T18:19:00.000-07:00

Category:Insult SMS
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Kya tum Gareeb ho?
YES or NO?
Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo…
Aur agr ghareeb ho to ye msg aage bhejo. KHUL K MANGO Yaar…
“”Happy Bhikari day”.

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Gloden Words

2009-10-17T18:15:00.000-07:00

Category:Golden Words
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“A single harsh word spoken
at the time of anger is so poisonous that
it makes us to forget the hundred lovable conversations
within seconds.”
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Wise Sayings

Face any Thing in Your Life

2009-10-17T18:00:00.000-07:00

Category:Golden Words SMS
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Without Tasting The
Worst Situation,
No One Can Taste
The Best Thing Of Life ..
.
Dare To Face Anything in
Your Mysterious Life

Result of SSC part 1 | Result of ninth Class

2009-10-08T08:05:00.000-07:00

Category:Results
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Result of ninth class will be available here:
http://www.bsek.edu.pk/
http://www.hamariweb.com/

Result of 9th class SSC part 1 will be (Insallah) Announced on 9th Oct 2009

Asif Ali Zardari

2009-10-07T09:18:00.001-07:00

Category: Politics SMS
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"Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari
Qurbani de k hasil kya he
or
me yahan isi lye aya hun
ta'ake us Qurbani ka gosht kha sakun."

(JANAB ASIF ALI ZARDARI):-D

How it Starts

2009-10-04T18:10:00.001-07:00

Category: Friendship SMS
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Life starts INTENSE,

But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER.

Paper of 2020 Pakistan

2009-10-04T07:18:00.001-07:00

Category: Student SMS
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Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan

Q1 - Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?
Q2 - How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.
Q3 - Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q4 - In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.
Q5 - Explain principle and working of a DRONE... :-D

Friendship SMS

2009-10-03T22:45:00.000-07:00

Category: Friendship SMS
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Good Friends comes

2 visit u in the hospital
with flower n goes,
But
A TRUE friend sits near u n says:
yaar, bohut tight nurse hai,
Araam se theek hona,
roz aounga:)

Heart Touching SMS

2009-10-03T22:41:00.001-07:00

Category: English SMS
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If You Ask Me How Many Times

My Heart Has Been Broken,
Then I Ask You To Look Up
At The Sky One Night,
And Count The Stars.

Correcting Mistakes....

2009-10-03T22:40:00.000-07:00

Category: Golden Words
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Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes!.,

Because Nobody Slips down by Hills.,

But just Slips by Little Stones....

Baccha Gun GAYA

2009-10-03T22:39:00.001-07:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya

Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?

Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo

Funny SMS Pathan

2009-10-03T22:37:00.000-07:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.

Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:

Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)

Time Dekhna nahi ata

2009-10-03T02:46:00.002-07:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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Pathan: mujhe 4 baje jaga dena.
.
Naukr: lekn mujhe to time dekhna nhi ata.
.
Pathan: o yara tum jaga dena time main khud dekh lega.
–>

Pathan to Imam

2009-10-03T02:46:00.000-07:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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Lo bai Aaj 1 or pathan pit gaya
Molvi Jumma Parhane sy pehly:
Kisi ka Pao line sy Age nhn hona Chahiy
.
.
.
.
.
.

Pathan:
Q Molvi Sahab kya No Ball ho jaege?

Pathan SMS

2009-09-29T18:35:00.001-07:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko

Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
..
.
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha

Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga… ;->

Sent Messages Kia hote Hain?

2009-09-29T18:33:00.001-07:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?

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Dosra pathan: khocha tm to bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message..

Students Exams SMS collection

2009-09-29T18:22:00.000-07:00

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"A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!"

Joke in English

2009-09-29T18:19:00.000-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Hey, I have a joke!
"I can out coffee in a coffee cup! Can u put worl in a world cup"
HAHAHA
Ok one More;
"I can send my number on your mobile! Can u send ur Mobile on my Number"
HAHAHA
Ok! one Last!
"I can send my address on your Mobile! Can u send your mobile on my address !?!?"

Roses for u

2009-09-28T18:27:00.000-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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4 roses, just for you!

1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega

Brain Size Call Costs

2009-09-28T18:23:00.001-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size
. The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Entertainment ++

2009-09-25T01:14:00.001-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Santa looking at himself in the mirror,
"I have seen this man somewhere".

After half an hour,
"Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

Funny SMS - Entertainment +

2009-09-25T01:03:00.000-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Person wanted to be employed : Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..

Funny SMS

2009-09-25T00:59:00.000-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Santa Banta SMS

2009-09-25T00:38:00.000-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked a Sardar, "How far is land"?
Sardar: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Sardar: Downwards!

Monkey in retaurant

2009-09-24T18:35:00.001-07:00

Category: Friends SMS
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
phir wo hotel mein phuchen u
n me se ek pizaa kha raha tha
ek burger kha raha tha
aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Monkey In the Zoo

2009-09-24T18:34:00.001-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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SomeOne..

MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ...

Heart Attack A faithfull Dude

2009-09-24T18:32:00.000-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Hi,

Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"

Friends SMS

2009-09-24T18:30:00.001-07:00

Category: Friends SMS
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Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone.
But sometime we don't have anyone when we need...
So don't let your best buddies go ever...

Nice Friendship SMS

2009-09-24T18:29:00.001-07:00

Category: friendship SMS
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FRiEND in different lanaguages...

Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

Practice mekes perfect?

2009-09-22T22:28:00.000-07:00

Category: Funny sms
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"Practice makes a man perfect".

But "Nobodys perfect". .

so why practice?

taj mahal

2009-09-22T22:08:00.000-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,

lekin baat khas hui nahi,

tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,

lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi….!!!

How can.... you miss me

2009-09-22T22:03:00.001-07:00

Category: Missing U SMS
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Close your Eyes,

Relax your Body,

And stop your Breathing as long as you can...

NOW BREATH......

I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

Miss you SMS

2009-09-22T22:00:00.001-07:00

Category: Missing You
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C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cnt live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Nice Missing you SMS

2009-09-22T21:53:00.001-07:00

Category: Missing You SMS
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If You Wanna Know How Much I Miss You,

Try To Catch Rain Drops,

The One You Catch Is

How Much U Miss Me

And The Ones You Miss Is

How Much I Miss You...

Barhte Chalo

2009-09-22T21:49:00.001-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do
aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Aik choti se nasihat - Funny SMS

2009-09-22T21:45:00.000-07:00

Category: Funny SMS
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Aik Choti Si Nasihat.
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Itni Tezi Se Button Dabane se Keypad Kharab Ho Jata Hai

Aisa Karo Gay to Kaun Aega?

2009-09-22T21:43:00.001-07:00

Category: Sardar Pathan SMS
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Pathan apne Mamoo ki Qaber per gaya aur kehne laga: "Aslam alaikum Mamoo !!"

Qaber se jawab nahi aya to usne phir se kaha: "Aslam alaikum Mamoo"
Phir jab koi jawab na aya to pathan ne kaha: "AISA KAROGE TO KON AYEGA MAMOO"

Sardar Pathan SMS

2009-09-21T21:27:00.000-07:00

Category:Sardar Pathan SMS
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English man: "My grand father lived 96 years, he never used glasses..."

Pathan: I know .. some people drink directly from bottle !!